Wildlife
Posted by B.C. Young on May 9, 2011 · 1 Comment
Some people called me mad. But that is so cliché.
Just because a man, albeit a scientist, decides to test an experiment on himself, it doesn’t make him crazy.
I figured, “People always say my neck is too long for my body anyway, I might as well give it a shot.”
The hardest part was understanding the giraffe’s DNA and how I could combine it with my own to begin the transformation. But once I overcame that step, well, I think the photo above says it all.
If I could talk, I’d rub it in your face that I can eat from a high tree without hands and enjoy the scenic view of Sydney, Australia. I might even say that my stature makes me better than you.
I most definitely would say, “I’m not mad! I just wanted to see what it was like to be a giraffe! I had no idea I would get stuck this way!” And then, I’d chase you away by running after you, if it wasn’t for the stinkin’ high fence along the perimeter of my surroundings.
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the background is amazing.